Fire and Brimstone with Abby G.
Coming to you from the fiery pits of Hell, it's Fire and Brimstone!
- Tom, were you concerned at all when your wife disappeared?
- You know, I really wasn't. I was so ready to get that woman as far away from me as possible, it wasn't even funny.
- Mrs. Walker, are you upset with your husband's answer to the previous question?
- Honestly, not really. I don't like him, he doesn't like me. We got married because it seemed fun and we wanted to have kids before we died. We were at the tavern one night, and BAM, gotta get married.
- Mr. Devil, why did you do what you did?
- For the fun of it, of course. What isn't fun about conning a man out of his life, as well as other humans?
- Tom, what were you thinking when the Devil came to your door?
- I was just like, "Holy crap. Where's my Bible when I need it?" I tried to grab one of the two I had in the room, but this guy just wouldn't let me get one. So now I'm here with you in this great place.
- Mrs. Walker, why did you take all of the portable valuable items with you when you disappeared?
- I was running away from my husband, so as an extra boost to my living, I decided to take everything he could possibly sell to make up for my absence, so he'd have absolutely nothing. He'd realize he needed me all along. But why would I care? I'd be living big and bad if it wasn't for the incident that happened that night.
- Tom, why did you make a deal with the Devil?
- What kind of stupid question is that? Isn't it obvious? Money. I wanted to be rich. I wanted to have as many nice things as I could possibly get my hands on. I wanted everything. But, in the end, I lost everything. And it's all his fault!
- Mr. Devil, why is it that you walk around with an axe thrown over your shoulder?
- Well one, it attracts the ladies, and two, it's very useful for many tasks that I always find myself in need of accomplishing.
- Mrs. Walker, why do you behave so aggressively?
- I'm tough. That's just how I am. But, if you want to know the truth...I was put into tough situations as a child, and maybe I lash out on people because of this. It was hard growing up in my family back in the day, and I realize now that I'm here, that I shouldn't have behaved the way I did while I could.
- Tom, do you, or have you ever considered the Devil as a friend?
- You know what, when we first talked in the woods, I thought him to be a good guy with a bad reputation, but now that he's gotten me, I can't stand the guy. If I had the chance or if it was possible, I would kill him, or at least beat him within an inch of his pathetic little life.
- So Mrs. Walker, what really happened that night when you left your home for the last time?
- Well, I'm not really sure. All I remember is a big black figure jumping on top of me, then I woke up here. I'm sure the Devil knows exactly what I'm talking about. Or maybe my husband?
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