Elizabethan Insults

"Forsooth! Thou art a froward hedge-born jack-a-nape!"
     This means you're a low born monkey/ape of a man.
"Verily, ye be a yeasty weather-bitten malt-worm!"
     This means you're annoying, stupid, and ugly.
"Verily, ye be a craven eye-offending malkin!"
     This means you're an ugly coward. 
"Ye froward pale-hearted scantling!"
     This means you're a small, unbearable coward.
"Forsooth! Thou art a rank clay-brained flap-dragon!"
     This means you're a stinky, stupid pox.